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Dinarman Duds T-Shirts! Not for sale here.
Due to an apparent war raging in the Middle East, and a sudden drop in demand for novelty t-shirts depicting humorous Arabian faces, Dinarman Duds Ltd. (NYSE: DNM) has been forced to close up shop. The company, which reported record sales (1) just years before, saw its stock prices plummet last week. The owners have since moved on to other things. It was apparent as public opinion swayed away from novelty t-shirts towards a low carbohydrate diet, that Dinarman Duds just could not remain cometetive in this market. When asked to comment, former president and CEO Haji-ali-Haji said simply, "Best price for you, my friend!" |
OK, folks, this is it. If there is one lesson I can teach you, it is this. If you ever see a scene like this one, turn the other way and run. This is the manifestation of hell on earth. Seriously ponder the choices that led you here if, heaven forbid, you should see this in the flesh. They were probably wrong.
 
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